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Sunday, July 31, 2011
Things you should never say to a woman
A man should never say something like, "You wouldn't believe all I have to do in the morning." Especially when the woman that he is saying it around, is the person that runs around like a freaking maniac with her hair on fire taking care of HIS children in the morning. For real, I know this lady that jumps out of bed, runs (literally) to the coffee pot, runs (literally) back to the bathroom and gets in the shower (she doesn't even have time to take a pee- she just does it in the shower.....I kid) so that she can have approximately 3.75 minutes of silence before answering really deep questions like, "Why do flowers grow in the grass?" or "Why is the neighbor going to work?". Once the questions begin in addition to the madness of getting ready to go to work/school the anxiety level sky rockets. So, men should never NEVER complain about how hectic their mornings can be.
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Your dad and I were at the ice cream shop yesterday, and for some reason there was a Time magazine laying there with an article about how much men do versus how much women do. I think it said something like men do 20 minutes more work per week than women do.... Your dad kind of gloated a little bit until I pointed out that in a two parent household it is more than likely that we women run the house (as in manage all aspects of the house), I think he became a little more humbled when he realized all of the responsibility he would have to take back on if he were single again... like deciding for himself which barbecue sauce he likes (haha).
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